
BY KIWI PALMER
Last weekend was the first annual (and possibly last, but hopefully not) Fantasy Fitness Farm Challenge Weekend (FFFCW) at the Hern Ranch in Hereford.
Those of who made it to the weekend or have never been to a Kimbo run event in the past will testify that my explanation of the structure will not be able to reflect what actually tock place. Lets just say it was a “Kimbo Special“, taking a simple concept and making it so complicated that no one knows what is happening for the first half of the day. The end result however was absolute perfection as those present will agree.
The scoring system revolved around a Fantasy Football game where all attendees picked competitors that they thought would outperform others in the predetermined categories. The scoring system was very detailed but produced lots of support for all involved and added an extra dimension to a great time.
The weekend started with a lovely evening meal and quick briefing of the following days events. The soundtrack of the night was the four snores symphony which, combined with the tropical heat provided for some very red and tired eyes in the morning.
Event 1 - Bleep Test:
Kimbo Twist - Undertaken in an empty chicken shed
Winner: BJ with a very impressive level 14.3
Loser: Tooves for losing to a female
Point of Note: Sugar beat Tooves by a whole level
Event 2 - Highland Games
Kimbo Twist: - Throw a stone backwards over your head as far as possible.
Winner: Nick Mullineux with a massive 6.70 metres beating all competition by almost a whole metre.
Loser: Wes - for chipping his own tooth on his first throw.
Point of Note: On Hillsy’s last throw he managed to almost kill himself by throwing the stone completely vertically.
Event 3 - Michellin Man
Kimbo Twist: Relay team event, involving pushing a tractor tire around a 100 metre course.
Winner: Team Delta
Loser: Everyone else
Point of note: Team Delta was the only team with two girls so it was an especially good effort.
Event 4 - Rome wasn’t built in a day
Kimbo Twist: Manual labour involving shifting stones around the farm (Team Event).
Winner: Team Gamma
Loser: Gman for his meltdown on the rules
Point of Note: If you are looking to move heavy stones then please contact BJ on 077559………
Event 5 - Scarecrow
Kimbo Twist: Rolling hay bails down a chicken shed through a slalom course.
Winner: Hillsy and Kimbo, great command of a big package.
Loser: Helen for the continual battle with the wall.
Point of note: Well done to Paola those hay bail was actually bigger than her.
Event 6 - Tug of War
Kimbo Twist: No twist just hard to stick (team event)
Winner: Team Alpha, completely dominant.
Loser: Team Gamma, the boys kept being dragged along on their arse.
Point of note: Wes was very pleased with this W and would not stop harping on about it.
Event 7 - 5 Mile Finisher
Kimbo Twist: Actually closer to 6 miles and most of it seemed to be uphill.
Winner - CWRP
Loser - Everyone
Point of note - a really tight finish resulted in all runners being very tired at the end of the days play.
Event 8 - Pub Quiz
Kimbo Twist - A very tricky picture round
Winner: Team Alpha
Loser: Team Gamma
Point of note - Very good end to a great weekend.
The results of the weekend are that Simmo came away with the top spot and £75 towards his fundraising total, Toovey came second with £50 and Nick 3rd with £25. Congrats to you all.
A very large thank you must go out to the whole Hern family (except Jonny) for truly great hospitality.
Also I would like to take the opportunity to thank MET-RX who supplied lots of suppliments to keep us all going.
